January 2012
109 posts
metro track work can suck my dick. →
Actually reading for leg. pol. so I have an excuse to talk to the hot professor. I swear, I would be such a better student if all of my professors were attractive.
953 dead people voted in the South Carolina GOP... →
inothernews:
tehblackbirdisincognito:
How not at all surprising.
This is the kind of shit that they’re going to use to justify voter ID laws.
Deadmocracy?
well played, newt.
@DanaBashCNN: Bipartisanship: Jeff flake is... →
You know, Sometimes I wonder…what home is. Is it an actual place? or is it some...
– Laura Roslin - Battlestar Galactica (via skullgrin140)
someone explain to me
why i’m up at five in the morning eating cheerios and reading about the mongol empire.
dancing hula in the shadow of the washington monument.
paused to think that it was a nice juxtaposition of where i came from and where i’m going.
had time to think this through so much because i’m so uncoordinated that it’s not like i was going to learn the dance anyway.
I don’t have friends. I just have one.
– Sherlock (via annaibib)
Being cute and adorable when apologizing: →
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